Intensity in ten cities

There's a christmas tree, you see, so it's seasonally appropriate.

Oscar clippin'

These are from the episode of 90210 where the character with the least sex appeal accidentally shoots himself in front of David.

"This is my woman part speaking"

I'm off to do laundry and get crackin' on my Vision Quest vision quest. In the meantime, please enjoy the works of my bosom buddies, Mike(y) and Ing(rid).

From Mike(y):

Ms. Nelson's Poorly Edited Suicide Tape



Tori: Chasing the Dark 24x7



From Ing(rid):

Inspiredly edited homage to Ryan O'Neal in Fever Pitch:



Pig Farm: Take My Breath Away

9 1/2 Sweaters!

"My genius is 1 percent inspiration 99 percent perspiration shaquille o'neal"

That there is Shaquille O'Neal attributing a Thomas Edison quote TO HIMSELF via his (Shaq's, not Thomas Edison's, sadly) Twitter account. And yes, those are the 'gregiously 'bbreviated musings of the actual, factual Shaquille. Shaq reportedly shat bricks upon learning that a commoner was Twittering under the name "Shaquille O'Neal" and retaliated by starting his own Twitter, "THE_REAL_SHAQ". But that's neither here nor there, y'all. I don't care who's penning these genius bits as long as they keep on keepin' on:

"Good morning everyone. Let me give you all a hint on how to relate to me, Shaquille O'neal I have a sense of humor I am very quotatious" 9:47 AM Nov 18th from txt

"Startn 2morro if u c a homeless person, feedem, only if u can" 10:28 PM Nov 29th from txt

"Why is today called black friday" 10:28 PM Nov 28th from txt

"Cant sleep i think i maay have mental imsomnia, plus im watchn the lost boys" 10:59 PM Nov 23rd from txt

Lemme kiss away your DTs, darling

Precious moments from Cat's Eye. Bon appetit!

New constellation discovered by me!

I'm calling it "Orion's Taint" until I can think of something more Greek-y or Ancient World-y...if there even is something more Greek-y or Ancient World-y than the human taint.