Showing posts with label snow day. Show all posts
Showing posts with label snow day. Show all posts

Friday, December 19, 2008

Snow, dawgs!

You all know why Snow Flurry '08 is upon us, right? In case you haven't heard, a mortal touched a unicorn,


pretty much unleashing the forces of darkness and causing it to snow.

If I were you, I'd go and apologize to any unicorns I may have offended recently, just to be on the safe side.


Incidentally:

-can you even believe that Ridley Scott loathes Legend's Tangerine Dream score? Does he not understand that Tangerine Dream does nothing but unequivocal good for one's movie?

-can you even believe that a film exists wherein Tom Cruise says sorry to a unicorn? While swaddled in a pelt?

-can you even believe the Dark Lord symbolically turned Lily into a lesbian? What was that supposed to accomplish? I thought he wanted her to be his girlfriend.