Do u have a dark side??

What would you say is your favorite scene in Bram Stoker's Dracula? I like the part where 'Noni Rydes goes "Calgon take me away from all this...deathhhhhh!" and proceeds to make blow job-reminiscent love to Gary Oldman's chest!

You can really see the thhhhhh in this picture, huh?



Those with more risqué proclivities might love this scene:


They might love this scene so much that they want to be as close to it as possible. And one night, when their love is especially strong, they make this:


And it is a beautiful thing that you should not be ashamed of, dawg!

Know what else is a beautiful thing you shouldn't be ashamed of? Blingees, provided they are judiciously executed! Blingees are also excellent tools for answering tough questions like

"What does it look like when a famous actress cries money in a period costume?",



"What does it look like when a famous actress cries money AND cries out for help in a period costume?",



and "What does it look like when you tastefully honor the passing of acclaimed actor Paul Newman?"



If you have a question that you'd like me to answer with a Blingee, don't be shy! This is my livelihood!