Monday, November 17, 2008

No, not you; the bowlegged one.

The subject of the next installment of Masterpiece Theater will be the gay porn classic, Vision Quest.


In the future, I think it will benefit me to expand this series beyond the eighties teen genre. But for now, I think it will benefit me to intensively study what I consider to be Matthew Modine's extraordinary foxiness in this movie.


I would gladly pay to sleep in this man's dirty laundry, skidmarks be damned.

2 comments:

es138 said...

If you could get your hands on his dirty rubber jogging suit, would you wear it as pj's or would you make eric wear it while you assume the position of "little spoon"?

Yeardley Smith said...

There has to be a sex act or sexual position which can be called The Royal Fork, The King's Table, or the name of any other chain buffet restaurant.